Welcome to SSS Wrapped 2021, where we’ll not only hand out awards and drop cash for your top (and bottom) GMs of 2021, but each of you will also get an award for being so … you. Congratulations to GUNS for his 2nd SSS trophy, Piss for inexplicably avoiding the…

Well League, the 2021 season is coming to an end. Media hour last night said it better than I could in this intro to the preview so I without over ado: 2021 Championship Game: Dead Pigeon vs Chicago Gunslingers

Good morning SSS, I’m sure by this late in the morning we’ve all heard enough emotional diatribe about how we should be grateful for this or thankful for that, but if you’re even a little bit like Robo you’ve had these emo senses dampened a little bit. Sure, being encouraged…

by Hags

League, We put a lot of effort in this league into ensuring that a game that has so little meaning for our real lives receives more of our attention and emotions than anything else, so it’s not surprising each week when we find ourselves successfully embroiled in hollow celebrations, absurd sadness…

By your 10th ranked GM in the Power Rankings, GUNS by Guns Note: all predictions were made with pre-Thursday lines prior to Thursday games Bedwetters (-3) OVER AI Takeover

By your defending SSS Champion, Icarus by Icarus Note: all predictions were made with pre-Thursday lines prior to Thursday games Icarus: Reign of Chaos -15 OVER Chicago Gunslingers

From Pigeon’s Cornhole to Pigeon Conquerer — Well there you have it — an outcome that would’ve seemed too improbable for a Disney sports movie script actually ending up happening, as ICARUS took down his newly acquired rival Pigeon in what ended up being a blowout championship win. His secret? He never actually flew too close to…

By Hags — by Hags Week 15. Wow. Seems like just yesterday I had used the liquid of the gods to enter the spirit world and was in a hot tub talking about prowess. Actually, that was yesterday. However, I recall another such occasion and making a bet, the exact details of that…